PRACATA POW!#$%&*...

8:37pm - i just witnessed this rocking chairs final rock & my moms husband just went... PRACATA!#%
I would NEVER post the actual pics I snapped at that moment but here's a pretty good drawing version of it courtesy of my artist buddy Will! So my question is when is it ok to laugh at someone fall??

THE SIGNS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

6:22am - I woke up thinking, I can't believe I have been holding "it" since I layed down last night?!?! Shrugged my shoulders, stumble towards the bathroom, slam the toilet lid down, sit & AHHH! NO STOP.. JUMP UP... MUST HOLD IT... I slam the toilet LID back up, sit down.. sigh... Another obvious sign that I am soo ready for marriage! ((FLUSH))