WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET??

Have you ever been in church receiving a powerful word that has extended wayyyyy past lunch time??? man this is powerful... man im hungry... the congas look like chalupas.. you find yourself drooling over your neighbors fingers that now look like motzerella sticks... instead of singing "you make all things new" you begin to sing your extended hour remix "you make all things food"

MUST FOCUS... CANT FOCUS... you have now sat there for an extra "hour of power" & completely missed it because hunger just didnt let you focus... YES that is a soft taco in my purse... DON'T JUDGE ME!

PRACATA POW!#$%&*...

8:37pm - i just witnessed this rocking chairs final rock & my moms husband just went... PRACATA!#%
I would NEVER post the actual pics I snapped at that moment but here's a pretty good drawing version of it courtesy of my artist buddy Will! So my question is when is it ok to laugh at someone fall??

THE SIGNS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

6:22am - I woke up thinking, I can't believe I have been holding "it" since I layed down last night?!?! Shrugged my shoulders, stumble towards the bathroom, slam the toilet lid down, sit & AHHH! NO STOP.. JUMP UP... MUST HOLD IT... I slam the toilet LID back up, sit down.. sigh... Another obvious sign that I am soo ready for marriage! ((FLUSH))